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Not too long ago, in an IRC channel not far away:

16:46 < MP2E> Myti : apparently mere is going to be here soon and wants to play you in a duel
16:47 < MP2E> (sent that to my phone)
16:47 <@c> oh dear
16:47 < Myti> what's soon?
16:47 < Myti> what like an hour or something?

Of course, who can pass up an opportunity to troll?

16:48 ::: mode/#DRZ [+if #DRZ] by c
16:48 <@c> whee
16:48 < Myti> ?
16:49 <@c> people who join will be forwarded to #DRZ
16:49 < MP2E> i have no clue
16:49 <@c> If you look very very closely, you will see it has a control code in it :)
16:49 < Myti> the netwrk?
16:49 <@c> the channel
16:49 < MP2E> but hell i'm not saying to wait up for her
16:49 < MP2E> if you want to go to sleep go for it
16:49 < MP2E> haha
16:49 < MP2E> :P
16:49 <@c> Basically
16:49 <@c> people who join will think this place is empty
16:50 < Myti> hehe nice
16:50 <@c> 16:50 ::: c changed the topic of #DRZ to: DRZ is dead :(
16:50 <@c> 8)
16:51 < MP2E> haha
16:51 < MP2E> epic
16:51 <@c> Now
16:51 <@c> we just sit back
16:51 < MP2E> ghost town :>
16:51 <@c> and wait for mere's reaction

Yes, I do consider myself a bastard.

16:51 ::: mode/#DRZ [+s] by c
16:51 < MP2E> "OMG :'("
16:52 < Myti> :)
16:52 < Myti> we can say that when she left nothing was talked about and not a word was said for three days straight
16:53 <@c> ya
16:53 < Myti> and so c banned everyone who hadn't left yet
16:53 <@c> 16:53 ::: ChanServ [ChanServ@services.int] has joined #DRZ
16:53 <@c> 16:53 ::: ServerMode/#DRZ: [+o ChanServ] by services.int
16:53 <@c> 16:53 <@c> !flags Mere +O
16:53 <@c> 16:53 -ChanServ:#DRZ- c (James) set flags +O on Mere.
16:53 <@c> there
16:53 <@c> element of realism
16:53 < Myti> wha'd that do?
16:53 <@c> Myti: good idea
16:53 <@c> Mere is opped here
16:53 < Myti> ah
16:54 <@c> at least I think so
16:54 <@c> !flags
16:54 <@c> yup
16:54 <@c> This will be GREAT
16:54 < Myti> itt has the topic header too?
16:54 <@c> topic header?
16:54 <@c> I changed it there... 16:50 ::: c changed the topic of #DRZ to: DRZ is dead :(
16:54 < Myti> ah
16:55 < Myti> actually that isn't very realistic
16:55 <@c> oh good point
16:55 <@c> forum thread still is there
16:56 <@c> Yeah, I'll use this topic
16:56 ::: Topic for #DRZ: Welcome to the Demon RiderZ Clan Channel | #drzserver at irc.skulltag.net for our server needs etc | Apothem and Set_Abominae will be leading the clan over the next 6 months as MiFU will be somewhat inactive for IRL stuff over the next 6 months.
          | APOK! STOP CHANGING YOUR FUCKING NAME! Mere last day is today before vacation :) | http://www.livestream.com/raymondtracer
16:56 ::: Topic set by RaymondTracer [] [Wed Jul 28 14:59:56 2010]
16:56 < Myti> also maybe like 2 or 3 people should be there

Yes, can't have it a COMPLETE ghost channel, can we?
Things get pretty slow after this for a bit.

16:56 <@c> check your /invite
16:57 < Myti> can't accept it via phone
16:57 < Myti> can you force join?
16:57 <@c> nope
16:57 <@c> well, maybe
16:57 < Myti> can I /join?
16:57 <@c> no
16:57 <@c> yes
16:58 <@c> /join #<clear-colour-codes>DRZ
16:58 <@c> replacing <clear-colour-codes
16:58 < Awesomesauce> yes
16:58 <@c> with whatever your client uses for ctrl+O or similar
16:58 < Awesomesauce> YES
16:59 [Users #DRZ]
16:59 [@c            ] [@Set_Abominae] [ Awesomesauce] [ MP2E   ] [ Reaper      ]
16:59 [@ChanServ     ] [@Wartorn     ] [ Cyber       ] [ mrspyer] [ TheMisterCat]
16:59 [@MiFU         ] [ ALMN        ] [ Lizzard     ] [ Myti   ] [ Tib         ]
16:59 [@RaymondTracer] [ Apothem     ] [ Moti        ] [ NzY    ] [ Whiplash    ]
16:59 ::: Irssi: #DRZ: Total of 20 nicks [6 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 14 normal]
16:59 < Awesomesauce> inb4 no
17:00 < Myti> can't do color codes on this client
17:00 <@c> well, in that case, good luck.
17:00 < MP2E> how do you do clear color code in irssi
17:00 < MP2E> heh
17:00 <@c> Might be able to select it from /list?
17:00 <@c> MP2E: ^O
17:00 < MP2E> ctrl+0 just showed 0
17:00 <@c> Yeah, try the other o.
17:01 < MP2E>
17:01 < MP2E> oh
17:01 < MP2E> NICE
17:01 ::: Reaper [~Reaper@207-114-159-113.netptc.net] has left #DRZ [Leaving]
17:07 ::: mode/#DRZ [+CFLPginstjf 4:20 #DRZ]
17:07 ::: Channel #DRZ created Fri Nov 20 23:12:13 2009
17:09 ::: NzY [~NzY@c-76-103-48-197.hsd1.ca.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
17:11 < Myti> any news MP2E
17:11 < Myti> ?
17:11 < MP2E> nah
17:11 < MP2E> hasn't said anything
17:19 ::: Haohmaru [~Haohmaru@pool-71-115-114-112.sangtx.dsl-w.verizon.net] has joined #DRZ
17:20 < Haohmaru> ahem
17:20 < MP2E> EVERYBODY'S OUT TO GET MEEE
17:20 < Myti> wrong channel
17:21 < Myti> who's in the fake channel?
17:22 < MP2E> 00:25 -!- Caller [~Caller@ip68-0-120-19.tu.ok.cox.net] has joined #DRZ
17:22 < MP2E> 00:25 -!- Caller [~Caller@ip68-0-120-19.tu.ok.cox.net] has left #DRZ []
17:22 < MP2E> lmao
17:22 < MP2E> looks like we fooled someone :P
17:22 < Myti> hehe
17:26 < Apothem> tib I'm sorry about leaving
17:26 < Apothem> I had to follow up ;)
17:28 < TheMisterCat> hehhhhhhh
17:28 < TheMisterCat> hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
17:29 < TheMisterCat> caller is a troll fag
17:29 < Myti> yep
17:30 < MP2E> pretty much
17:30 < MP2E> uses the ignore feature on everyone that doesn't stroke his epeen
17:30 < TheMisterCat> i mean he is an in-game troll
17:31 < MP2E> yeah that as well
17:31 < Haohmaru> caller is a champ
17:31 < Haohmaru> you wigs
17:31 < Haohmaru> wigs inc
17:31 < MP2E> i assume you stroke his epeen
17:31 < MP2E> lol
17:31 < Haohmaru> nah
17:31 < Haohmaru> he's a cool guy once you get to know him
17:31 < MP2E> he ignores me because I trolled his "buddy" kalfoxis
17:31 < MP2E> haha
17:32 < Haohmaru> were you traumatized recently by a 7 foot tall woman
17:32 < Haohmaru> also caller doesn't even know kal
17:32 < MP2E> he does, from SOS
17:32 < MP2E> they were both in it
17:32 < MP2E> and he stuck up for him and called me "scum on his boot" after I pretty much owned kal
17:32 < MP2E> it was pretty funny
17:33 < Haohmaru> why don't you ask him
17:34 < MP2E> http://thepro.forumotion.com/off-topic-discussion-f11/irc-msn-quotes-t34.htm
17:34 < MP2E> scroll to bottom
17:37 < MP2E> 14:39 < Caller> don't get distracted midgame by these idiots
17:37 < MP2E> 14:39 < Caller> hell, ignore them
17:37 < MP2E> 14:39 < KalFoxis> bah already ignored
17:37 < MP2E> 14:39 < Caller> scum on ya boot
17:37 < MP2E> FUCKING SCARED MAN
17:40 < Haohmaru> I'll go out on a limb and say he was joking around with that I'd say
17:40 < MP2E> oh well whatever it was funny as hell
17:57 ::: MP2E [~cray@nv-76-3-141-138.dhcp.embarqhsd.net] has quit [Quit: goodnight]
18:28 <@RaymondTracer> kjg]
18:28 ::: RaymondTracer [RTracer@YouHaveJustLostTheGame] has quit []
18:28 ::: RaymondTracer [RTracer@YouHaveJustLostTheGame] has joined #DRZ
18:28 ::: mode/#DRZ [+o RaymondTracer] by ChanServ
18:30 < Myti> ey c
18:30 < Myti> idea
18:31 < Myti> :V
18:31 <@c> nope
18:31 < Myti> ah
18:31 < Myti> can you have #jointhischannel forward me to the fake drz channel?

Who am I to prevent people from joining in on the fun?

18:31 <@c> sure
18:32 <@c> go for it
18:48 ::: Myti [~MytiS@121.sub-97-183-75.myvzw.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 258 seconds]
18:51 ::: mode/#DRZ [+I Myti*!*@*] by c
18:51 <@RaymondTracer> http://www.livestream.com/raymondtracer
18:51 <@RaymondTracer> Streaming
18:52 <@RaymondTracer> At
18:52 <@c> Not clicking
18:52 <@RaymondTracer> a crap framerate
18:52 <@RaymondTracer> becuase Procaster updated
18:52 <@RaymondTracer> and now its shit
18:52 ::: Myti [~MytiS@121.sub-97-183-75.myvzw.com] has joined #DRZ
18:52 <@RaymondTracer> and stuff
18:52  >>> TheMisterCat slaps Myti around a bit with a large pig
18:52 < Myti> awesome
18:52 < Myti> thanks c :D
18:52 <@RaymondTracer> Hey MiFU
18:52 <@RaymondTracer> Hey Myti
18:52 < Myti> hey bro
18:52 <@RaymondTracer> Streaming if your interested
18:53 < Myti> ah
18:53 <@RaymondTracer> uhh
18:53 < TheMisterCat> http://i26.tinypic.com/20arjlw.png
18:54 <@RaymondTracer> No ones ever interested ;_;
18:54 <@RaymondTracer> Why is Minecraft so boring?
18:54 < TheMisterCat> it is, isnt it
18:54 <@RaymondTracer> No one ever requests a game for me to stream too?
18:54 <@RaymondTracer> er
18:54 <@RaymondTracer> without the question merk
18:54 <@RaymondTracer> :s
18:54 <@RaymondTracer> but yeah
18:54 ::: Lizzard [~Lizzard@adsl-214-216-224.cha.bellsouth.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
18:54 < TheMisterCat> because watching video streams of games is kinda lame
18:54 <@RaymondTracer> shit shit is stupid
18:55 <@RaymondTracer> I cant even say things tonight
18:55 <@RaymondTracer> Well fine
18:55 <@RaymondTracer> I'll stop streaming games

Well, yeah, why stream games when people could, you know... play them?

18:56 <@RaymondTracer> !topic Welcome to the Demon RiderZ Clan Channel | #drzserver at irc.skulltag.net for our server needs etc | Apothem and Set_Abominae will be leading the clan over the next 6 months as MiFU will be somewhat inactive for IRL stuff over the next 6
                       months. | APOK! STOP CHANGING YOUR FUCKING NAME! Mere last day is today before vacation :) |
18:56 ::: ChanServ changed the topic of #DRZ to: Welcome to the Demon RiderZ Clan Channel | #drzserver at irc.skulltag.net for our server needs etc | Apothem and Set_Abominae will be leading the clan over the next 6 months as MiFU will be somewhat inactive for IRL stuff
          over the next 6 months. | APOK! STOP CHANGING YOUR FUCKING NAME! Mere last day is today before vacation :) |
18:56 <@RaymondTracer> !topic Welcome to the Demon RiderZ Clan Channel | #drzserver at irc.skulltag.net for our server needs etc | Apothem and Set_Abominae will be leading the clan over the next 6 months as MiFU will be somewhat inactive for IRL stuff over the next 6
                       months. | APOK! STOP CHANGING YOUR FUCKING NAME! Mere last day is today before vacation :)
18:56 ::: ChanServ changed the topic of #DRZ to: Welcome to the Demon RiderZ Clan Channel | #drzserver at irc.skulltag.net for our server needs etc | Apothem and Set_Abominae will be leading the clan over the next 6 months as MiFU will be somewhat inactive for IRL stuff
          over the next 6 months. | APOK! STOP CHANGING YOUR FUCKING NAME! Mere last day is today before vacation :)
18:56 < Apothem> shouldnt the vacation thing get taken off?
18:56 <@RaymondTracer> Donno
18:56 <@RaymondTracer> I didnt add it
18:56 <@RaymondTracer> I donno whats going on
18:57  >>> TheMisterCat farts
18:57 < Myti> because watching someone have fun has no point when we can play it ourselves
18:59 < Myti> hm, I texted mere but she didn't answer
19:00 < TheMisterCat> what a bitch
19:01 < Myti> rofl
19:11 ::: TheMisterCat [me_@125-237-93-16.jetstream.xtra.co.nz] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds]
19:14 ::: Myti [~MytiS@121.sub-97-183-75.myvzw.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds]
19:15 ::: Myti [~MytiS@121.sub-97-183-75.myvzw.com] has joined #DRZ

AND HERE WE GO!

19:32 < Myti> hmm
19:35 < Myti> c
19:35 < Myti> c
19:35 < Myti> c
19:38 < Myti> c
19:38 < Myti> c
19:38 < Myti> c
19:38 < Myti> c
19:39 < Myti> !!
19:42 < Myti> :D
19:43 <@c> :>
19:44 <@c> at least we know it... works
19:44 <@c> :V
19:44 < Myti> which way you wanna turn this? so I can tag aground
19:44 <@c> I have no idea
19:44 < Myti> hm
19:44 <@RaymondTracer> wat now
19:45 <@c> RaymondTracer: We created a fake #DRZ channel
19:45 <@c> and set a forward from this one to that one
19:45 <@RaymondTracer> :o
19:45 <@c> Making people think there was some great shitstorm happening
19:45 <@RaymondTracer> So
19:45 < Myti> #jointhischannel to go there
19:45 < Myti> just play along
19:46 <@c> ya
19:46 <@RaymondTracer> I didnt get redirected anywhere
19:46 <@RaymondTracer> How dose this work?
19:46 < Myti> hm, c?
19:47 <@c> fixed it
19:47 ::: mode/#DRZ [+o RaymondTracer] by ChanServ
19:48 ::: mode/#DRZ [+o RaymondTracer] by ChanServ
19:48 < Myti> ?
19:48 <@c> oops
19:48 <@RaymondTracer> so
19:48 <@RaymondTracer> c
19:48 <@RaymondTracer> Who are we tricking
19:48 <@c> Diesel
19:48 <@RaymondTracer> and more so
19:48 <@RaymondTracer> Whats going on
19:48 <@c> And anyone else who joins :v
19:49 <@RaymondTracer> and more more so
19:49 <@RaymondTracer> Why?
19:49 <@c> Absolutely nothing's going on, we're just bored :)
19:49 < Myti> :)
19:49 <@RaymondTracer> That smile looks sus
19:49 <@RaymondTracer> But i'll play along
19:50 < Myti> it was intended for mere but we're taking on anyne who joins
19:50 <@c> yup
19:50 <@c> I'm not sure if we should let him know the truth actually
19:50 < Myti> not till we play mere
19:51 [Users #DRZ]
19:51 [@c       ] [@RaymondTracer] [ ALMN        ] [ Cyber   ] [ mrspyer] [ Whiplash]
19:51 [@ChanServ] [@Set_Abominae ] [ Apothem     ] [ Haohmaru] [ Myti   ]
19:51 [@MiFU    ] [@Wartorn      ] [ Awesomesauce] [ Moti    ] [ Tib    ]
19:51 ::: Irssi: #DRZ: Total of 16 nicks [6 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 10 normal]
19:53 <@c> If mere doesn't appear before I head to sleep
19:53 <@RaymondTracer> What did set do?
19:53 <@c> I'll let all concerned know it was a big trick
19:53 <@c> Nothing
19:54 <@c> absolutely nothing.
19:54 <@c> Just a deception targeted at mere
19:54 < Myti> heh
19:54 <@RaymondTracer> Why Mere?
19:54 <@c> Dunno
19:54 <@RaymondTracer> This is getting confusing
19:54 <@c> becase SOMEBODY told us Mere would be here 'soon'
19:54 <@c> (that was 2.5 hours ago)
19:54 <@RaymondTracer> ffs
19:54 <@RaymondTracer> She isnt coming then
19:55 <@c> eh
19:55 < Myti> maybe she went to sleep :V
19:55 <@c> might as well screw with the people we have in teh little fly trap
19:55 <@RaymondTracer> #mlk
19:55 <@c> anyone who wants in, #JoinThisChannel will redirect you.
19:55 < Myti> it will have to do
19:55 < Myti> oshit
19:55 < Myti> he's right
19:55 < Myti> #mlk
19:56 <@c> I've informed MiFU of the deception too
19:56 <@c> I'll pastebin the text, both here and in the fake #DRZ for everybody's enjoyment later :)
19:56 < Myti> is diesel in mlk?
19:56 <@c> no idea
19:56 <@RaymondTracer> He is
19:57 < Myti> what's goin on in there?
19:57 <@c> nothing
19:57 <@RaymondTracer> Nothing
19:57 <@c> 19:32 ::: SgtDiesel [~DougDiese@client-204.235.45.211.wcfltx.partnershipbroadband.com] has joined #mlk
19:57 <@c> 19:37 < SgtDiesel> MiFU
19:57 <@c> 19:37 < SgtDiesel> The fuck just happened in #DRZ
19:57 < Myti> lol
19:57 <@RaymondTracer> How did you even get Diesel to join the fake #DRZ?
19:58 <@c> channel forward
19:58 <@c> +if
19:58 <@c> the +i for invite only
19:58 < Myti> anyone who join this channel is redirected
19:58 <@c> the +f forwards a channel if they would not normally be able to join
20:05 <@c> I'm running out of material
20:05 < Myti> same
20:05 <@c> can't just repeat myself over and over
20:05 < Myti> let's just change the topic
20:05 <@c> sure
20:05 <@c> I'll let you handle that
20:05 <@c> brb
20:08 ::: RaymondTracer [RTracer@YouHaveJustLostTheGame] has quit [Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by RTracer))]
20:08 ::: RTracer [RTracer@YouHaveJustLostTheGame] has joined #DRZ
20:08 ::: mode/#DRZ [+o RTracer] by ChanServ
20:20  >>> Myti yawns
20:22 < Myti> man leave it to c to pull this shit when everyones asleap lol
20:24 <@c> heh...
20:24 <@c> Should we reveal it to him?
20:24 <@c> This isn't really getting anywhere
20:25 < Myti> hm
20:25 < Myti> I guess so
20:25 < Myti> poor guy heh
20:26 <@c> heh
20:26 < Myti> heh he's gonna be pissssssed
20:26 <@c> probably :)
20:26 ::: mode/#DRZ [-sif] by c
20:27 < Myti> undid the trap?
20:27 <@c> yup
20:27 < Myti> just make him an exception
20:27 ::: SgtDiesel [~DougDiese@client-204.235.45.211.wcfltx.partnershipbroadband.com] has joined #DRZ

HIDE THE BOOZE!!!

20:27 ::: mode/#DRZ [+v SgtDiesel] by ChanServ
20:27 <@c> hello
20:27 <@c> :)
20:28 <+SgtDiesel> 10/10
20:28 <+SgtDiesel> you trolled me good
20:28 <@c> We actually was targeting someone else
20:28 [Users #DRZ]
20:28 [@c       ] [@RTracer     ] [+SgtDiesel] [ Awesomesauce] [ Moti   ] [ Tib     ]
20:28 [@ChanServ] [@Set_Abominae] [ ALMN     ] [ Cyber       ] [ mrspyer] [ Whiplash]
20:28 [@MiFU    ] [@Wartorn     ] [ Apothem  ] [ Haohmaru    ] [ Myti   ]
20:28 ::: Irssi: #DRZ: Total of 17 nicks [6 ops, 0 halfops, 1 voices, 10 normal]
20:28 ::: #DRZ: invite Myti*!*@* [by c!~james@2001:470:1f05:22c:dead:beef:eeee:eeee, 5817 secs ago]
20:28 ::: #DRZ: invite $o [by C405129!~james@2001:470:1f05:22c:dead:beef:eeee:eeee, 785252 secs ago]
20:28 ::: #DRZ End of Channel Invite List
20:28 ::: mode/#DRZ [-I Myti*!*@*] by c
20:28 <+SgtDiesel> hurr
20:28 <+SgtDiesel> who were you guys targeting?
20:29 <@c> Mere
20:29 <@c> You just fell into the trap
20:29 < Myti> :)
20:29 < Myti> it was origionally intended for mere
20:29 < Myti> she was supposed to show up 3 hours ag
20:29 < Myti> ago
20:29 <+SgtDiesel> lol
20:30 <+SgtDiesel> also: I wasn't fooled because I'm necessarily stupid
20:30 < Myti> c I think we should still try and get her
20:30 <+SgtDiesel> I'm not exactly at peak performance right now
20:30 <@c> We understand
20:30 < Myti> you can have it only redirect her can't you?
20:30 <@c> Yeah
20:30 < Myti> then those of us who are already there can play her
20:30 <@c> But, no sense doing it if nobody will be there
20:31 <@c> If she arrives at the wrong time when nobody is around..