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Not too long ago, in a fake IRC channel not far away:

16:48 ::: c [~james@2001:470:1f05:22c:dead:beef:eeee:eeee] has joined #DRZ
16:48 ::: ServerMode/#DRZ: [+nt] by terra.doomgalaxy.com
16:48 ::: Irssi: #DRZ: Total of 1 nicks [1 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 0 normal]
16:48 ::: Irssi: Join to #DRZ was synced in 0 secs
16:50 ::: c changed the topic of #DRZ to: DRZ is dead :(
16:53 ::: ChanServ [ChanServ@services.int] has joined #DRZ
16:53 ::: ServerMode/#DRZ: [+o ChanServ] by services.int
16:53 <@c> !flags Mere +O
16:53 -ChanServ:#DRZ- c (James) set flags +O on Mere.
17:01 ::: MP2E [~cray@nv-76-3-141-138.dhcp.embarqhsd.net] has joined #DRZ
17:01 < MP2E> haha
17:02 <@c> :)
17:02 < MP2E> change topic to something insane, like that Set and Mifu had a huge argument and both quit ST forever, disbanding DRZ and that other members were caught in the crossfire or something
17:03 < MP2E> :P
17:03 < MP2E> I can just imagine mere eating it up
17:03 <@c> good idea
17:04 ::: c changed the topic of #DRZ to: DRZ has been disbanded - Set and Mifu had a fight of epic proportions and both left ST forever.
17:04 <@c> I'll quickly forge a pastebin log :)
17:04 <@c> actually
17:04 <@c> probably not a good idea
17:04 < MP2E> epic
17:15 ::: Haohmaru [~Haohmaru@pool-71-115-114-112.sangtx.dsl-w.verizon.net] has joined #DRZ
17:18 <@c> o
17:19 <@c> You've hit the clone channel - intended to throw off someone :)
17:19 <@c> I've invited you into the real one
17:19 < MP2E> lul
17:20 ::: Caller [~Caller@ip68-0-120-19.tu.ok.cox.net] has joined #DRZ
17:21 ::: Caller [~Caller@ip68-0-120-19.tu.ok.cox.net] has left #DRZ []
17:21 < MP2E> hahaha
17:23 <@c> rofl
17:57 ::: MP2E [~cray@nv-76-3-141-138.dhcp.embarqhsd.net] has quit [Quit: goodnight]
18:32 ::: Myti [~MytiS@121.sub-97-183-75.myvzw.com] has joined #DRZ
18:32 <@c> whee
18:32 < Myti> :D
18:32 ::: Irssi: #DRZ: Total of 4 nicks [2 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 2 normal]
18:32 < Myti> hm
18:33 < Myti> on my client you can see a block infront of drz
18:33 <@c> hmm
18:34 < Myti> you know what I mean?
18:34 <@c> Yeah,I can understand that
18:34 < Myti> that vertical rectangle which represents a 'return'
18:35 <@c> Hoping mere's client will deal with it
18:35 < Myti> yeah
18:35 <@c> If not, she's gullable enough to believe it to be 'technical issues' :V
18:35 < Myti> heh yeah
18:48 ::: Myti [~MytiS@121.sub-97-183-75.myvzw.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 258 seconds]
18:49 ::: Myti [~MytiS@121.sub-97-183-75.myvzw.com] has joined #DRZ
18:51 < Myti> hm
18:51 <@c> yeah
18:51 <@c> I've added an invite exception on #DRZ for you
18:51 <@c> That should allow you to join
18:52 <@c> I'll nuke this place shortly at any rate.
18:52 <@c> If mere DOES appear, hilight me frantically somewhere
18:52 <@c> or PM
18:52 < Myti> sure
19:14 ::: Myti [~MytiS@121.sub-97-183-75.myvzw.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds]
19:15 ::: Myti [~MytiS@121.sub-97-183-75.myvzw.com] has joined #DRZ
19:32 ::: SgtDiesel [~DougDiese@client-204.235.45.211.wcfltx.partnershipbroadband.com] has joined #DRZ

Well, someone hits the channel, not our target, but we might as well take advantage of the situation!

19:34 < SgtDiesel> what the
19:34 < SgtDiesel> c
19:34 < SgtDiesel> you there?
19:35 < Myti> hey man
19:35 < SgtDiesel> wtf's going on d:
19:35 < SgtDiesel> D:*
19:35 < Myti> well
19:35 < Myti> long story
19:35 < SgtDiesel> oh god D:

Let the BS begin!

19:35 < Myti> there was a shitstorm
19:35 < SgtDiesel> apparently
19:35 < SgtDiesel> there's NOBODY
19:35 < SgtDiesel> in this fucking channel
19:36 < Myti> yeah, fuck dude
19:36 < Myti> man
19:36 < SgtDiesel> where can one find a log of this
19:37 < Myti> I don't have the logs with me but basically set and mifu got in this massive argument about something related to club
19:38 < SgtDiesel> bah
19:38 < SgtDiesel> I knew the club servers were going to be the end of this
19:38 < SgtDiesel> seems like all this fucking clan cared about was having control over some stupid servers

I do agree... DRZ is too server-orientated //Yet MiFU STILL does not make use of the CPU time I provide :|

19:39 < Myti> c's the only one that kept cool about it really
19:39 < SgtDiesel> I can't believe I missed out on this
19:40 < Myti> it was just a terrible irony that set was drunk when this happened
19:40 < Myti> crazy drunk man
19:41 <@c> Yeah
19:42 <@c> bloody mess
19:42 < SgtDiesel> so
19:42 < SgtDiesel> hmmm...
19:42 < SgtDiesel> so, DRZ is disbanded because of a stupid argument over club?
19:43 <@c> Oh, I don't think it would be COMPLETELY destroyed.
19:43 < SgtDiesel> of course not
19:43 <@c> I've been trying to contact them
19:43 <@c> get them to re-consider
19:43 < SgtDiesel> heh
19:44 < SgtDiesel> I remember back when I got into the clan
19:46 < SgtDiesel> anyway
19:46 <@c> Yeah, probably one of the most severe shitstorms in the history of the clan
19:46 < Myti> :/
19:46 < SgtDiesel> :hypernova'd over 9000:
19:46 ::: RaymondTracer [RTracer@YouHaveJustLostTheGame] has joined #DRZ
19:47 <@c> That's pretty much what happened
19:47 <@c> They were all acting like hypernovas
19:47 < RaymondTracer> oic
19:47 <@c> to the 9000'th power
19:47 < RaymondTracer> Hey guys
19:47 < Myti> hey ray :s
19:47 < RaymondTracer> :>
19:47 ::: RaymondTracer [RTracer@YouHaveJustLostTheGame] has left #DRZ []
19:47 ::: RaymondTracer [RTracer@YouHaveJustLostTheGame] has joined #DRZ

Uh oh... fucked the access list. Let's apply a quick fix and pass it off as some techincal problem should any questions arise.

19:47 < RaymondTracer> >:C
19:47 -ChanServ:#DRZ- c (James) disabled the VERBOSE flag
19:48 ::: mode/#DRZ [+o RaymondTracer] by ChanServ
19:48 < SgtDiesel> huh
19:48 < SgtDiesel> oh
19:48 <@RaymondTracer> Whats Channel Services' problem?
19:48 < Myti> but yeah club and voltloock have always caused problems for us
19:48 <@c> RaymondTracer: I think someone took a crowbar to it on their way out
19:49 <@c> Yup
19:49 <@c> Ever since, what we will call, the great split.
19:49 <@c> Where CLUB fucked us over
19:50 <@c> Now, it's just us
19:50 ::: Irssi: #DRZ: Total of 6 nicks [3 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 3 normal]
19:50 < SgtDiesel> hmmm...
19:50 < SgtDiesel> out of curiosity
19:50 < SgtDiesel> what happens if MiFU or Set doesn't want back in
19:50 <@c> I dunno...
19:50 < SgtDiesel> Are we just going to let the clan die or see if we can recollect our numbers?
19:51 < Myti> well
19:51 <@c> I really lack the leadership skills for a clan
19:51 <@RaymondTracer> Someone else will probebly take over
19:51 <@RaymondTracer> I cant lead a clan ether
19:51 <@RaymondTracer> I can barely co-lead one
19:51 <@RaymondTracer> But I manage
19:51 < SgtDiesel> hmmm...
19:51 <@c> If worst comes to worst, I'll hand everything over to Apothem
19:51 < SgtDiesel> heh
19:51 < Myti> he's really reliable
19:51 <@c> He manages to stay out of the feuds which plague the clan
19:52 < SgtDiesel> that's what our downfall is man
19:52 < SgtDiesel> shit breaks out
19:52 <@c> Yeah, really unfortunate.
19:52 <@c> channel went from 16 users, to 6.
19:52 <@RaymondTracer> But who can you blame?
19:52 < Myti> :<
19:53 <@c> There really is no one to blame.
19:53 < Myti> well if set hadn't gotten drunk...
19:53 <@RaymondTracer> Its shit like this that made me quit ST
19:53 <@RaymondTracer> forever..
19:53 < Myti> it sure didn't help
19:53 <@c> If everyone around could keep a level head during situations...
19:53 <@c> Only takes 2 to cause bad things to happen though.
19:55 < SgtDiesel> *sigh*
19:58 <@c> We just need to remember
19:58 <@c> We have all done something good for this clan
19:58 < SgtDiesel> I'm more or less a tag along :\
19:59 <@c> You are still a member, even though we are in pieces at the moment.
19:59 < SgtDiesel> true true
19:59 <@c> If we survive the night, remains to be seen.
19:59 < Myti> I'm sure we'll work something out...
20:00 <@c> I believe we will.
20:00 < SgtDiesel> arg
20:00 <@RaymondTracer> Well I hope so
20:00 < SgtDiesel> selfishness kicking in
20:00 <@c> We have had similar conflicts in the past, this is just higher scale.
20:00 <@RaymondTracer> Well this has pretty much topped the scales
20:01 <@c> I have been in DRZ for over 2 years, I'm not about to let some silly drama drive it into the ground.
20:01 <@RaymondTracer> Mif and set has pretty much quit
20:01 < Myti> yep
20:01 <@RaymondTracer> Good luck with that c
20:01 <@RaymondTracer> I really do
20:01 < Myti> and they were the main foundation of the clan aswell
20:02 <@c> We really can't stand well without them.
20:02 < SgtDiesel> yeah :\
20:02 <@RaymondTracer> Them?
20:02 <@RaymondTracer> You mean Club?
20:02 <@c> Mif and Set!
20:02 <@RaymondTracer> Oh
20:02 <@c> CLUB can go to hell!
20:02 <@RaymondTracer> :/
20:02 < Myti> ^
20:02 <@RaymondTracer> Sorry, i'm just a bit tired
20:02 <@c> understandable
20:02 < SgtDiesel> ditto
20:03 < SgtDiesel> also: some fag laced my shit while I was at the lake
20:03 < SgtDiesel> I'm still buzzed, I would have hoped it passed on by now
20:03 <@RaymondTracer> But yeah, CLUB can go fuck themselfs
20:03 <@c> Basically, what we need to do, is get Mif and Set to calm down, and think about things.
20:03 < Myti> hence volt
20:04 < SgtDiesel> ST has got to be the biggest fuck ton of drama ever to spiral out of a doom source sport

tee hee... doom source sport

20:04 <@c> Agreed
20:04 <@RaymondTracer> ^
20:04 <@c> I wouldn't consider doom a sport, but agreed with the rest :)
20:04 < SgtDiesel> oh lawd
20:04 < SgtDiesel> port*
20:04 <@RaymondTracer> Oh boy
20:04 <@RaymondTracer> I didnt see that typo ether
20:05 < SgtDiesel> God, you guys should have seen me when I was tired
20:05 < SgtDiesel> err, nvm, that was several hours agoo
20:05 < SgtDiesel> anyway
20:05 <@RaymondTracer> :s
20:05 < Myti> ANYWAY
20:05 < SgtDiesel> yes, anyway
20:06 <@RaymondTracer> any.. direction?
20:06 < Myti> minecraft smp is coming out in a couple of weeks
20:06 <@RaymondTracer> :O
20:06 < Myti> o/
20:06 < Myti> gonna be great
20:07 < Myti> notch already hosts servers every now and then for people to test
20:08 ::: RaymondTracer [RTracer@YouHaveJustLostTheGame] has quit [Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by RTracer))]
20:08 ::: RTracer [RTracer@YouHaveJustLostTheGame] has joined #DRZ
20:08 ::: mode/#DRZ [+o RTracer] by ChanServ
20:09 <@RTracer> ehm
20:09 <@RTracer> :O
20:09 <@RTracer> Imma play BC2 now
20:10 < Myti> with the latest client it GIVES you the password and you can join IF the server is up
20:26 <@c> SgtDiesel: Got a minute?

And now for the revealing!

20:26 < SgtDiesel> your timing is impeccable, I was just about to quit
20:27 < SgtDiesel> anyway
20:27 <@c> Well
20:27 < SgtDiesel> yeah
20:27 < Myti> heh
20:27 <@c> I'll let you know that this is not #DRZ
20:27 <@c> None of the events we described actually happened.
20:27 <@c> I just created a fake #DRZ and redirected new joins to the REAL one here due to boredom
20:27 < SgtDiesel> FFFFF
20:27 < Myti> indeed
20:28 < SgtDiesel> THAT EXPLAINS THAT CRAZY SYMBOL UP THAR

He is, of course, referring to the control code between the # and the D.

20:28 <@c> :)
20:28 <@c> And you didn't question it!
20:29 <@c> I had a good speech about technical issues due to someone doing something to the irc server!
20:29 < SgtDiesel> OF COURSE I DIDN'T
20:29 < SgtDiesel> I'M STILL FUCKING HIGH
20:29 < Myti> you just happened to walk in at the wrong time
20:29 < Myti> lol
20:30 < SgtDiesel> lol
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